Some more info on knitting.

Some of you non knitters may be wondering just what it is I do. Well here are some articles to help you out:

This article explains what knitting is:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Knitting

Knitting is a good hobby. Here is an article explaining hobbies:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Hobby

This article describes a commonly knitted item:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sock

This article will help you decide if your colour choices are appropriate or not. If not, it could be an actual physical problem, not just bad taste!

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Are_you_colour-blind%3F

Clearly if you have problems accurately viewing colours, either genetically or because of viewing the last article, you should consider a new hobby. Perhaps a musical instrument?

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Cowbell