Recieved via Email today

Canada Post has created a stamp with a picture of the Prime Minister Stephen Harper. The stamp is not sticking to envelopes. This enrages the Prime Minister, who demands a full investigation. After a month of testing and spending of $4.1 million, a special commission presents the following findings:

1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
3. People are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp