(for reference, B is a kid in our neighborhood, one Travis and I don't particularly like)
Ian: B's blood is all over the court.
Me: Why, did he hurt himself?
Ian: Nope. He puked blood. He puked it all over the court.
Me: Did he hurt himself first?
Ian: No. He just puked blood.
Ian: He puked blood and I rode my bike over it and now his DNA is on my bike.
Me: (laughing) What's DNA?
Ian: It's something in your body that makes you go or something.
Me: OK.
Ian: B said that his DNA is on my bike so it's his bike now.
Me: (not laughing anymore) Well next time he says that you tell him that he's full of baloney and it ...
Ian: (interrupting) And then I should kick his ass?
Me: (trying not to laugh) NO!! You shouldn't hit other kids!! Just tell him that's a load of baloney and it's your bike.
Ian: And then just ride away.
Me: Right! (and then I came over here to transcribe before I forgot. My lunch is still on the table so I better eat it!)
3 comments:
hahahhahaaaaaa! That's great! But did the kid seriously puke up bood? That's not a good thing at all....
I don't know, Ian hasn't been outside in two days so I am pretty sure whatever the problem was, it's been resolved.
That is hilarious!
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